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A Prologue in Four Parts: FourHe fell on hard concrete and broke his back. He broke a lot of other things but it was his back that was important, because now he was paralyzed. He had only realized the gravity of the situation he was in when a very large microphone went over to him and looked him in the face. He didn't know what a microphone was.
"Why did you do that? Are you stupid, or something?"
He looked at the microphone. He heard gibberish. Was it trying to talk to him?
"I'm talking to you, human."
Human. He knew that word. It was trying to talk to him. He tried to talk back.
&nb A Prologue in Four Parts: Four
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A Prologue in Four Parts: Thr3It woke up. He woke up. He didn't remember anything. Something about a broken ice cream truck. And something about being cold... being very, very cold. That was all he could remember. There was something on his head, and he couldn't see anything, so he took it off. It was a grey box. He dropped the box and looked around a bit.
It was sunny. Actually, it wasn't just sunny, it was hot as fuck and the ground burned the skin off his fucking feet. He found he was standing on a hill of sand and the sun was almost directly overhead. Everything in front of him was sand and, turning around, he found that everything behind him was sa A Prologue in Four Parts: Thr3
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Sat May 12, 2007, 8:40 AM

Hey all, this is just a friendly reminder telling you that listening to drum and bass will make you live longer, be smarter, and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It doesn't seem like many people know this so I'm just doing a public service for them.

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Listening to: Music that makes me shoot lasers out my eyes

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Current Residence: Aboard the intergalactic battlecruiser Liquid Guitar Infinite
Interests: Not being sane as much as possible
Favourite movie: Man of 1000 asses
Favourite band or musician: Squarepusher or hellfish
Favourite genre of music: Drum and Bass, Gabber, Hardcore
Favourite style of art: Surrealism
Operating System: Uh, I try and operate as quietly as possible if that's what you're asking
MP3 player of choice: Dude fuck that shit
Favourite game: Run from the cops
Personal Quote: "You see it was the indians who invented racism because of their ingenious buffalo machines&quo